Glumpkin 

Getting head while playing video games

“She was giving Jordan a glumpkin on Twitch”

Glumpkin by Stancedup69 October 29, 2021

Glumpkin 

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

Glumpkin by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

Glumpkin 

A golden shower blumpkin. When she gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit and then she proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro she was so bad and gave me the greatest Glumpkin ever

Glumpkin by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Glumpkin 

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

Glumpkin by MFa3 August 13, 2025

fatty glumpkin 

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

fatty glumpkin by trivash April 20, 2004

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Forrest Gumpkin 

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

Forrest Gumpkin by miller66 December 16, 2008