Glumpkin

Getting head while playing video games

“She was giving Jordan a glumpkin on Twitch”

by Stancedup69 October 29, 2021

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. When she gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit and then she proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro she was so bad and gave me the greatest Glumpkin ever

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008