fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

Glumpkin

Getting head while playing video games

“She was giving Jordan a glumpkin on Twitch”

by Stancedup69 October 29, 2021

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. When she gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit and then she proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro she was so bad and gave me the greatest Glumpkin ever

by MFa3 August 13, 2025