Glumbucket

Persona of evil. Happy to cause mass poverty, suicides of disabled and mass division. Steals meals and homes to give to the rich. Tells more lies than Pinocchio and sells arms to terrorists. Definitely not strong or stable. Not to be confused with a cumbucket as nobody would be that desperate. A sock is much less trouble.

Primeminister, you're a glumbucket. Can we have the cuntbucket called Boris instead? Safe fam.

by Corbyn is da G May 29, 2017

glubs

-noun-

The proper pronunciation for the word gloves according to black people in the city of Baltimore, Maryland.

Yo nigga its cold as a bitch out hurr waiting on this number 8.

Yeah my nig, lemme go grab my glubs, so we go up Greenmount and get some Tyrones chicken.

by abwf February 2, 2010

Glumschky

A word created by Jason to fuck with Bryanna

Hey Terra, tell Bryanna Glumschky, She'll know what I'm talking about.

by Jredwood April 4, 2022

Glumbo

Glumbo is a cute cat in a sock. We all pray to Glumbo, as he is our GOD.

Glumbo is very hot, wise, sexy, cool, cute, amazing, super.

PRAY TO GLUMBO NOW

I pray to my lord Glumbo everyday before my sexual activities.

by Yellow Water April 17, 2022

Glumbo

An adjective describing one's eep

Stan indestructible: Are you new here?
Jacob Herald: No, I'm just glumbo

by Stann (not indestructible) October 24, 2022

Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

glumble

American football: when a player, most commonly a running back, fumbles while trying to cross the goal line to score a touchdown. First used on the fantasyfootballers podcast.

Kenyan Drake will just glumble again, so use a different running back.

by Lemuel Winks October 17, 2018