double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of

"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.

I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead

by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007

Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.

"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."

by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.

" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"

by flamingdragon0406 September 21, 2022

glove slap

1. when smack someone in the face with a glove
2. you do this when you challenge someone to a duel

nazi glove slap are done by back handing someone with a glove

by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004

glove slap

Challenging people to duels knowing they won't accept, all just to get your way

Glove slap, I don't take crap

by pseudio October 27, 2010

glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 4, 2016