Glork

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an expression of great agitation, usually acompanied with some type of emotional frustration or loss of words; also a imitation of a gutteral sound

"You... you..." Glork! "I can't believe you!"

Glork is the word used to express a feeling of too much anger.

*Hits arm on door*

"Glork, I hit my arm again"

Glork by LordLudibrious October 21, 2018

An unidentified action or verb, potentially/primarily used as a replacement for inappropriate use or behavioral words.

Nexces: I’m gonna glork you so hard
Xarmuus: OH YES GLORK ME!! 😘

glork-glork

The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.

Me:whassup dog?

Dog: glork-glork

Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....

that Glokk40spaz is a SoundCloud rapper who don’t miss not even once bro

friend: you wanna hear that new Glokk40spaz

Jay: yeah, that nigga firee

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"