Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'

That guy is such a goombus

by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

The Glombosmos

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

Globus Glider

A Globus Glider is a term used for artists with no form of creativity whatsoever, so they proceed to mimic styles from other "artists"

"You see that new post by my friend on NewGrounds?" "Yeah, he seems like a globus glider to me."

by AFFhole September 25, 2022

Globus

Someone who is morbidly obese, particularly round like a ball

“Haha, look at that globus over there.”

by Michaelangelman September 12, 2023

Glumbus

A title given to someone who you put all the blame on during a video game session.

“Glumbus, what the fuck are you doing?
“Holy shit glumbus press the A button.”

by poinktheguy October 16, 2023

glimbo glorbus

A silly little blue alien boy on the planet of Azulia

Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were a glimbo glorbus in disguise."
Person 2: *eyes dilate and human skin starts peeling off, showing the true azulian blueness they really are* "What makes you think that?"

by i is stupido May 27, 2023

globus

The delicate piece of flesh in the vagina, under the clitoris (the second most sensitive point of the female anatomy).

Oh baby, rub my globus just right!

by John (Chuck) Keates January 26, 2009