glocked

(verb)
the most embarrassing way to die in counterstrike, since the glock is the standard weapon and knife kills take skill.

"Glocked!!!" or
"Did you see (insert n00b here) get glocked?" "Guess he was afk"

by xnulltrm December 10, 2003

glocked

When a nigga says some stupid ass shit and gets gunned down like the animal he is.

Bob: yo wanna play some club penguin
John: wtf nigga? *pew pew pew*
Alex: damn that lil nugga got glocked

by Pulling a Mervin July 26, 2016

Glocked

Ghosted and blocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.

by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022

gooched

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

by ay-sea-em December 20, 2008

glotched

Glotched is another word for saying that you are really really fucking stoned and had your fill of indulgence.

Dude I feel "GLOTCHED" out! Man!

by Tony Garcia December 30, 2007

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

glocked

get glocked... the most embarrassing way to loose a f1 championship. In a dramatic finale mere seconds later, Hamilton overtook Timo Glock's Toyota - slowing because he was still on dry tyres despite the falling rain in the closing laps - to clinch the fifth place he needed, and with it the driver's championship by just one point.

Felipe Massa gets glocked and looses a handy title!!!

by andrepromocao March 15, 2009