globaphobia

1.the fear of balloons
2. one of those things quirky geeks have and only people from their social after-school group meet-up on thursdays actually know what it is and understand

-surpriiiiise! happy birthday man!
-*locks self in bathroom from fear* YOU KNOW I SUFFER FROM GLOBAPHOBIA

by thisisafakenamelololololololol November 4, 2012

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glockophobia

The fear a person encounter whenever a moving vehicle passes, a delivery boy is making a delivery and/or any person just looking at you. The fear is that tied to the thought that these persons or people may perform a driveby, stabbing or unleash some other fatality. Potential short term cures are shopping,peferalby online.

I cant get over this glockophobia because I am a doucche but when I hear cars pass I have to duck from the whizzing bullets over my head.

by itsjustme2k8 October 12, 2008

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gloriphobia

Defined as the insistence of "fake news" and "mental derangement" from anyone you disagree with.

Donald Trump is exhibiting signs of Gloriphobia. Every tweet targets someone new.

by MinecraftingDAD November 4, 2020

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Glossophobia

Fear and dislike of public speaking.

Person 1: "Can you perform a speech for our company?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I am unable to as I have glossophobia."

by 1l1umi July 13, 2021

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Glossophobia

This word is an phobia as seen in the name. It Presents fear of public speaking, as you are having a fear of saying things and people dont like it or to make an error in the speaks. But mostly people have this as i have too. for example:

Imagine if you had to go in public speak you would say like (if you had glossophobia) I.. Uh. um. I will. uh... oh!.. uh. ah.. uh. Like this. Hope ive helped u :D

by DidYouStealMy19FortniteCard May 26, 2022

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