no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.

being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.

by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013

Ever Given

A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.

"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?

by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021

Hoiven-Glaven

Phrase Used by Professor Frink in the Simpsons

This was project HOIVEN-GLAVIN!!

by AWEZOME September 30, 2003

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

by simon180 May 24, 2015

any given sunday

No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.

The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday

by Job 3:16 December 24, 2008

Glaven!

Some crazy word made up by some crazy guy named Proffeser John Frink who will make you think most probably he uses it in place of a swear word.

Some guy: I killa you!
(he hits Frink with a bat)
Frink: With all the pain and the hurting and the crying to mummy. MM... GLAVEN!

by Scurvy Sea Dog May 8, 2005

Ever Given

Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.

Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.

by icehot1 March 26, 2021