glitch

Glitch: (noun) a mistake, error, or sudden lapse in judgment

Glitch: (verb) to make a mistake, to make an error, or to have a sudden lapse in judgment; to mess something up

Glitched: (adj.) something that is messed up; something that is not right/ fair

(noun) I didn't mean to tell Jake you like him-- it was a glitch!

(verb) Man, I glitched so hard last night when I got with Stephanie.

(adj.) He was so rude to you-- that was so glitched

by yaśssssssssss September 20, 2016

glitch

A small, often almost indescribable thing ... a paperclip ... a thinger ... a piece of snackfood, for example a Dorito chip, which in this case can describe a plate or container of snackfood, especially when in its plural form ... glitches ... an appetiser.

A very useful thinking word when you cannot remember its name ... a what-cha-ma-call-it ... a thing-a-ma-bob.

Needing a paper clip to secure his printout, John asks his secretary for a glitch.

Can you please pass me a glitch?

You dropped a glitch on the floor!

Would you like some glitches while we're watching TV? Note how descriptive this is of chips or nachos. With nachos you remove a chip (glitch) one glitch at a time. Even the cheese on nachos can be refered to as glitch ... Would you like some extra glitch on your glitches?

Shall we go to Red Robin for glitches? going for appetisers

Fluffy left a glitch for you on the floor. referring to a piece of dry catfood brought as a gift or perhaps a piece of dried poo or hairball found about the place.

I'm glitched-out meaning I've eaten too many/much ... i.e. chips

A glitch for you, a glitch for me referring to sharing and distributing Raisinets or other small candy at a movie theatre. Popcorn is never properly referred to as glitches, perhaps because of its oily nature.

by Loodje van Slooten June 27, 2009

A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.

"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."

by LocoInLA May 6, 2014

body glitch

An itch that you can only get rid of by scratching another part of the body

Even though his knee itched, he was itching his thigh because he had a body glitch

by JMUK July 19, 2012

gitanjali

Ancient wisdom and beauty. Opposite of stupidity. A feeling that brings mind, body and heart together and provides peace.

In the middle of all the confusion and chaos of the riot she stood still and spoke from her heart. She created pure Gitanjali

by abolish ignorance July 31, 2005

glitch bitch

this bitch antisepticeye who wants to ruin peoples lives and kill us all

glitch bitch is back at it again

the glitch bitch will kill us all

by hlhlflsjsbdb August 3, 2017

Gita

She is a beautiful girl with the free soul, and she is your most loyal and intelligent best friend, with her unique best tastes, and the happiest family in the world. Every time when you are thinking about her will make you laugh from your deep inside.

I met an amazing girl last night.
What’s the name of this beauty?
Gita :)

by Gitaisamazing November 23, 2021