glidewheel

Badass single wheel electric unicycle. Rider stands (no loser seat) on pedals on each side of the wheel and moves by leaning forward and back kinda like a segway, but not stupid looking like they are. Massively eco-friendly which is kinda cool.

I could be there in 20 on the glidewheel, but need to charge her up first.

by Octagon8 April 16, 2015

Gimli glider

1. Refers to Air Canada Boeing 767 C-GAUN (c/n 22520), which on July 23, 1983 ran out of fuel over Northern Ontario, and glided to a landing at an abandoned airfield in Gimli, Manitoba. At the time, this was the first ever dead-stick landing of a jet airliner. The aircraft was subsequently recovered from Gimli and flew for Air Canada for another 25 years before being finally retired in January 2008.

2. Subsequently, the term 'Gimli glider' has become Canadian slang for a particularly glaring screw-up.

1. Hopefully, the Gimli glider will end up in a museum.

2. You just pulled a real Gimli Glider back there.

by Eugene206 January 24, 2008

hang gliding

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.

I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.

by Dick Rider 69 June 24, 2019

nipple glide

A maneuver mastered by strippers where a single bosom is placed in such proximity that only the nipple is touching or gliding across one's face.

A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.

"That stripper performed the most graceful nipple glide, I had to get another lap dance."

"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."

by hinduhardaway June 10, 2008

Cowgirl Gliding

When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.

Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020