Cherry Glazer

The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry

My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.

by AESOPping wet October 23, 2015

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

glazerss

A cute gamer, he streams. He has the cutest smile and the prettiest eyes, he is the best person.

Friend: "Ay look at that boy!"
Me: "Yeah that's glazerss"

by tomiširtavstēvs February 17, 2021

certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer September 7, 2016

glamerican apparel

a reference to the popularity of american apparel in the nightlife/hipster community. first used by the band DAZZLESTORM! in the song GLAMTHRAX.

what is everyone wearing to that deck indie rock/electro/obscure 80s disco dance party in that warehouse loft in williamsburg? glamerican apparel, duh.

by michael farley November 20, 2006

Bill Glazer

salty ass cracker who can't pronounce the V in Vagabond often associated with cappin

Man this guy from the east coast is a total Bill Glazer

by Accordingtous March 25, 2020

Archie Glazer

A guy who goes to school in Vermont.

Archie Glazer is in my school.

by small cock sucker 82 April 27, 2021