glaser

The one with the smallest dick

Girl: Show it Glaser
Boy: HERE
Girl: This is a Real glaser leave

by The Master king April 23, 2016

Glauser

A self-proclaimed frisbee god

"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"

by Puto November 17, 2003

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

glaserdisc

A Tiktoker who make edits of Jessi Glaser from big mouth. They make edits and clips of Jessi they have 11.3K followers

Glaserdisc is a Tiktoker

by Glaserdisc July 18, 2021

glaesser

A bookstore. A tabelcloth. A random word out of the dictionarty.

Well, nothing. Cool. Something. Random.

by Lol222 May 4, 2005

Glueser

A word to describe someone who eats glue and a loser

"Look at Thomas he's such a GLUESER!

by Bryan J Conner January 23, 2021

glaser

noun
An anal creampie, typically one where the semen seeps out and lingers around the orifice, similar to the coating of a glazed donut.

Nikki saw her boyfriend Todd receive a glaser from another man.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023