No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag
by wadasayswat November 21, 2010
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by shatwaiffle November 7, 2017
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Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)
The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).
Homie 1: (at the end of a long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between us!! Just tell me!"
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"
Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"
Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)
Homie 1: "..."
Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)
Homie 1: "...A'ight."
by CBurbanI.Q. September 4, 2020
Get the Gladragged mug.A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
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Get the glabbagoo mug.the act of offering a hearty, often enthusiastic, and sometimes insincere welcome or greeting to someone, typically with the goal of gaining approval or favor using your female assets
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