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Net gizzard

A man that goes to the chat room to pick up woman.
Yo Mack is such a net gizzard, he hooked up with four girls in AOL chat.
by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009
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lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.
Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!
by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock
by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017
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Gizzard Gobbler

A person who loves sucking penis to the extent that it's disgusting.
Girl: Omg Have you seen Paris Hilton in that video?

Guy: Oh yeah It was hot, I'd tap that.

Girl: She's such a gizzard gobbler, It gives a bad name for all women.
by c'estunepute! July 22, 2009
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Grizzlar bear

Half-polar bear
Half-grizzly hybrid

A truly Omnipotent being, evolution to the highest level of creation!
This deity should be conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe

The term omnipotent Grizzlar bear has been used to connote a number of different positions. These positions include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything, i. e. the answer to "can Grizzlar bear do x" is always "yes", regardless of what x may be. However this leads to obvious contradictions and is a view rarely held by humans. Although it can be argued that to try and rationalize Grizzlar bear`s omnipotent power is a vain undertaking, since we cannot ever really understand Grizzlar bear`s power, and is perhaps better to take it on faith.

2. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is logically possible for Grizzlar bear to do.

3. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that Grizzlar bear chooses to do.

4. Grizzlar bear is able to do anything that is in accord with His own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of Grizzlar bear's nature that what Grizzlar bear speak is truth, then Grizzlar bear is not able to lie).

5. Hold that it is part of Grizzlar bear's nature to be consistent and that it would be inconsistent for Grizzlar bear to go against His own laws unless there were a reason to do so.
"The Grizzlar bear is the work of evolution, and it is without doubt the most omnipotent of all beings on this earth!"

Most Grizzlar bear`s are just 99% omnipotent, leaving them somewhat mortal to gunshots.

It is comon belief that the "Church" is behind the resent assassinations of Grizzlar bear`s, in an effort to delay the coming of the 100% omnipotent Grizzlar bear.
by Fishbourne February 27, 2008
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lippsy gizzard

somone who is slightly hobo-ish with a strong but sensual attraction to the under side of a koala bear. Also posessing a furocious appetite for leather kite flying.
You went too far man...that lippsy gizzard is gonna steal your grandmas fork lift!
by bobbinforbrainonacreeper April 26, 2009
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gizzards

the insides of a blunt, all the tobacco is then replaced with weed
Marshall: Yo roll the blunt!
Ace: Lemme take out the gizzards first, nigga
by AceofSpades705 December 23, 2008
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