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Girthmaxxing

To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.
"Man, I've just been girthmaxxing all day I don't even know where I am right now."
by pookymane July 1, 2024
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girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis
I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.
by RemedyV2 March 2, 2024
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girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands
"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"
by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024
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girthmaxxing

“Wow! Paul’s dick is huge!”
Yeah, he must be girthmaxxing.”
by Bigpaparay February 14, 2024
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girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.
Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
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girthmaxxing

Stretching your penis out to make it girthier and bigger for your gay best friend Wyatt
I was girthmaxxing to impress wyatt
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Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024
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