Also known as women, these complicated beasts are well known in today's modern world to be extremely complicated to handle. One wrong move or word can send this creature into a downward spiral of shit-talking, crying, and solid objects often become airborne.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
Girl: Want some candy corn?
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
by mmachine August 14, 2009
Get the girlsmug. girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared
Therefore:
girls = evil
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared
Therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
by cuevdawg January 23, 2004
Get the girlsmug. Day 1
Girl: Did you even think about me or were you too busy playing Half Life 2?
You: (Slightly lied) Of course I did, I was thinking of you while I play the game.
Girl: ....(not talking and left w/o saying good bye)
You: (Send her an E-Card and find a poem for her and tell her that you love her.
Day 2
You: Open your Email after you came from work/shchool...the Email said that she's braking up with you because she doesn't want commitment.
You: you think back of all the things you did for her, you're pretty sure she love you and now she's saying otherwise.
Possible explanations:
1. It's her period
2. There's someone else she like
Girl: Did you even think about me or were you too busy playing Half Life 2?
You: (Slightly lied) Of course I did, I was thinking of you while I play the game.
Girl: ....(not talking and left w/o saying good bye)
You: (Send her an E-Card and find a poem for her and tell her that you love her.
Day 2
You: Open your Email after you came from work/shchool...the Email said that she's braking up with you because she doesn't want commitment.
You: you think back of all the things you did for her, you're pretty sure she love you and now she's saying otherwise.
Possible explanations:
1. It's her period
2. There's someone else she like
by monarch January 31, 2005
Get the girlsmug. Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.
Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.
Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.
All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?
by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010
Get the girlsmug. by smjgJsbjgsm September 10, 2018
Get the girlsmug. by Hornball April 30, 2004
Get the girlsmug. it depends on what type of girl ;)
Chavy girls - only go for chaves and looks usually for money or popularity or sex, totally ignore there real feelings for normal, nice and true guys then when they get there feelings crushed by a chavy boy they say to there friends i wish i could meet a nice guy when they actually have ignored them usually dress in skin tight clothes to show off there figures for sex and are very loud!
Normal girl - Very sensitive and polite depending on what time of month it is ( periods! ) secretive and usually shy but very cute ;)
Chavy girls - only go for chaves and looks usually for money or popularity or sex, totally ignore there real feelings for normal, nice and true guys then when they get there feelings crushed by a chavy boy they say to there friends i wish i could meet a nice guy when they actually have ignored them usually dress in skin tight clothes to show off there figures for sex and are very loud!
Normal girl - Very sensitive and polite depending on what time of month it is ( periods! ) secretive and usually shy but very cute ;)
All my eg's of girls are in the Definiton :)
by JaY Me July 8, 2007
Get the girlsmug.