william giordano

A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .

me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist

will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it

by jfdjhfhfhuefrerg September 21, 2017

Al Giordano

A living, breathing corncob.

He's actually using Urban Dictionary to try and prove his point? He just went full "Al Giordano."

by BadFaithArgumentspalooza February 19, 2018

Sal Giordano

A Fat Person who blows fat clouds. Also he is known as the kid who knows everything about computers.

Yo you hit a fat cloud, bro you just did a sal giordano

by joetotti10 May 19, 2018