speed ghoster

1. An online persona, typically found on social media websites, who contacts another person, engages in conversation and through it, quickly grows rapport and trust then when the engagee is ready to meet in the real world, deletes all messages, their profile and subsequently disappears.

2. Similar to "Ghosting" but restricted to online-only pre-dating rituals akin to speed dating, but virtual.

3. A short story of the same name written by Joseph R. Sharpe describing the phenomena

The speed ghoster deleted her profile and all messages, never to be seen on Tinder again.

by Incultus August 24, 2017

ghosterknight

A LITERAL GOD AT MINECRAFT
a rising youtuber worthy of 1 million subs
Can beat BurningGrass at PVP

be a ghosterknight
gotta get that dub

by Yeetmcphee June 2, 2021

A miserable son of a ghoster

Mr Little's way of saying "son of a bitch" in a public school

You are a miserable son of a ghoster

by Doctor Frankenstein November 14, 2010

Ghoster

A Ghoster is a drinking binge that lasts for over 2 days. The requirements are no sleeping, no eating, drift between many houses and pubs that are not your own possibly even a park. The drink of choice will always be Strongbow.

"Crack open another Strongbow, I'm on a Ghoster"

by BobbyTheGhoster December 13, 2009

ghoster

That worthless butthole, that ghosted you. Stop chasing ghosts. Stay real.

Amy: Have you seen that date from last week again?
Lisa: No, sent him a couple texts but he didnt answer yet.
Amy: Get over that M*therf*cker. He's a ghoster.

by Mahar Gony April 30, 2016

ghoster

An example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn't smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.

Does it smell bad in there? Nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.

by elprza October 28, 2003

Missfire Ghoster

When you thought had to poo, you farted and nothing came out.

Man I was just in the bathroom and I had a Missfire Ghoster. So sweet! Didn't have to wipe!

by Homer Tomacco May 12, 2010