Skip to main content

gohnasyphaherpalaids 

What a person known for indulging in many sexual acts is said to have, meaning alot of STD's. While not an actual STD, it's an urban legend about an STD only carried by whores/ sluts/ prostitutes/ yersister/ barsluts.
Joe, "Hey man, did you hear about what that slut Betty did at the party Friday night?"
John, "Nope, I sure didn't."
Joe, "It turned into a fuckin 14 on 1 gangbang, man!"
John, "Well, holy mother fuckmeat, that whore must have gohnasyphaherpalaids by now!"
gohnasyphaherpalaids mug front
Get the gohnasyphaherpalaids mug.
See more merch

Ghonnacyphaherpalaids 

An STD consisting of ghonnorea, cyphilis, herpes, and AIDS.
Don't fuck that bitch cause she got Ghonnacyphaherpalaids.

ghonasyphaherpalaids 

A rare condition where the pH of the woman's vagina is such that the RNA strands of ghonorrhea, syphillis, herpes, and aids all combine into one super-virus.
(NOTE): This specific pH level is only reached if the woman is a complete slut, or britney.
Britney is SUCH a skank, that she has ghonasyphaherpalaids!!

gonasyphaherpalAIDS 

A combination of every sexually transmitted disease you can get.
After coming out of Brazil's Centauros cathouse, covered in the bordello's bedsheet, it was determined Justin Bieber had contracted gonasyphaherpalAIDS.
gonasyphaherpalAIDS by G-Wozzle November 5, 2013

ghonasyphaherpalaids 

n. An all-encompassing sexually transmitted disease.
Man, that bitch is dirty; She's probly got ghonasyphaherpalaids?!?!
ghonasyphaherpalaids by Ryan October 2, 2004

gonasyphaherpalaids 

a term describing the disgusting untreatable STD you get from sleeping with a really trashy partner, also known as instant death.
Dude you didnt sleep with her she has the gonasyphaherpalaids...

gonasyphaherpalaids 

D00d! Dicks mom got the gonasyphaherpalaids!!!
gonasyphaherpalaids by bitchass August 6, 2003