Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.

Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"

by ItisI August 14, 2012

Gherkin suicide times

Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)

Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...

Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.

by cheeseflambe July 14, 2009

gherkin

slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles

Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin

by Banjo September 19, 2004

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

jerkin'the gherkin

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 6, 2008

gherkill

A gherkin that has been sliced into paper-thin pieces

"A burger with some gherkill would be nice, thank you" Mr Rickmansworth Mangotsfield said to the waiter.

by Neurochad September 17, 2023