Globtastic

Utterly amazing in an indescribable way.

Wow, that guy Finn is utterly globtastic!

by Wildey January 28, 2019

gobtcha

When Jaison wants to push a site and you say you'll push with him but you flash him and he dies.

Jaison: Let's push A
You: Righto I'll back you up

Jaison: Ah I'm flashed! What are you doing?
You: Gobtcha
Jaison: ooooOoOoOoOoOoo-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by thebigd890 October 23, 2022

globtard

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013

Gfoat

pronounced: guhfoat; G.F.O.A.T----------------------> Greatest Freak Of All Time

That boi is the Gfoat, greatest freak of all time.

by Glordd November 9, 2017

Globtrotted

Cum down the throat, out the nose

Avery brought Deborah home for a friendly BJ; his load was so explosive, she globtrotted into his belly button. Again.

by Goprah November 7, 2019

gfot

Painful physical act upon the nut sac.

"You've never been gfot in the nutsack?" -Kedar2020

by bnvyed August 14, 2020