gaymer

a gay person who is also a gamer

Rob and his boyfriend are always playing Guild Wars- they are big time gaymers.

by Ueuecoyotl August 25, 2005

premature geyser

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth

Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.

by RyanLee1224 November 15, 2017

Gaymer

So gaymers are LBTQ+ people and gamers, that's it.

Person 1.You know Tyler is gaymer
Person 2.Oh realy, i hope he came out
Person 3.Yea he did... In CSGO voice chat

by MladiTarantino June 24, 2020

Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

Cum Geyser

A cum geyser is when 2 guys are having sex and they both get close to finishing and they put their cock heads together so that when they cum, it shoots up like a geyser.

Tony, we need to clean the ceiling off from our cum geyser last night.

by Nevets Cool kiss February 19, 2009

Yellowstone National Butt Geyser

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.

She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.

by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010

gemmer

People 12 and under who spend money on Clash of clans!

Richard, you fucking gemmer!

by Boob A. Fett July 3, 2016