gerrymandering

Doing nothing productive, jerking off

"Damnit Corey, stop gerrymandering and give us a hand here."

by UCB-Brett February 21, 2004

Gerrymandering

A great word to use around young people who don't know what it means; can fill in for all sorts of other words.

Did you see those two gerrymandering after the game last night?
You could definitely tell that he had just finished gerrymandering.
Did you do anything last night, or did you just sit around gerrymandering?
Congressman : I just finished reorganizing voting districts to benefit my political party.
Voters: Why is there so much gerrymandering?

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr March 10, 2016

gerrymandering

Pleasuring a woman with a regenerating salamander of the genus Salamandrina. It is a common practice to sedate the salamander before insertion due to several documented cases of the salamander crawling up, biting, or making a home within the female genitalia.

Dude, last night was hardcore. I stole a salamander from the zoo and was gerrymandering around with your mother all last night.

by Funk Master Fresh March 7, 2008

gerrymandering

What one does with homework when school starts in only 3 hours.

Man you should have been gerrymandering that Maddox exam review instead of working all night. NOOB!!!

by Jive Splittin Fiend September 12, 2008

Gerrymandering

Standing in the circumference of a guys ping pong back swing, causing loss of point.

Tyrone is gerrymandering Mark's shot right there. That's uncalled for.

by Yawnyboy October 23, 2019

gerrymandering

A term old teachers use to tell you shut up and sit down

QUIT ALL THAT GERRYMANDERING

by M-Mamma October 21, 2011

Gerrymandering

When you get a hand job through your pocket.

My wife's cool with it as long as it's only gerrymandering.

by Dhddddd December 9, 2017