Gerken

The antonym (opposite) of working. Idle and unoccupied. Unworking.

Damn you Harley! This is the last time I tell you to quit gerken off on my jobsite!

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 14, 2009

gerken

During a swinger party as a strait male, you stick your dick in the husbands mouth to "show him" you're not gay and forever prove your masculinity. It's only gay if you like it

I gerkened this dude that was looking at my cock while I was fucking his wife. I showed him!

by not Gerken April 7, 2019

Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.

Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now

by not chris's dad February 14, 2022

Jacob Gercken

very hot and sick and he's is cool and hot and very very hot and sexy with a sexy voice and big biceps he is very very very hot and super sexy

Jacob Gercken is very hot

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 29, 2021

gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011

gerked

adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.

1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.

by (L-CA) June 11, 2006