Gerde

A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee

Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.

by William Taylor December 14, 2008

Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.

Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.

by Big Gertha October 1, 2014

Gertay

a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.

hansgertoni: mm i like that young virgin over there lets set up a gertay weee..

niamh:wanna play lil hannah??

six year old hannah: is this a game?

by gerting April 6, 2009

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

Gerdanmess

The merseyside slang for a messy person with the characteristics of;
Greasy hair
Spots
Clogs

"Ahh gerdanmess!"

by ErnieBate123 March 2, 2010

gerdine

An amazingly awesome girl who is the best friend you can ever have and will always be there for you no matter what!

My best friend is gerdine because she is so much fun

by happygurl95 February 3, 2014

Gerdyn

A suborn-minded, strong-willed, kind-hearted and spoilt younger child that despite being quick to anger and prone to savage beast-like behavior is a genuine friend to all (when tamed), loyal sister and absolute genius! She thrives in her natural habitat…in front of the camera as a self-pronounced Selfie Queen! Diet includes chips, sweets and anything covered in tomato sauce! Take care when confronting such an individual, approach slowly, make no sudden movements and quietly restrain her legs first, she’s a kicker!

Don’t get on the wrong side of Gerdyn, she’s on the prowl today!
I was on holiday once and this chick went full Gerdyn, she was in every single one of my pictures!

by The Hootch April 6, 2015