Gordano

A bent school for bent children. Everyone who lives in Portishead goes there. Put your child here if you want them to think they are hard.

“lol they think they’re ard”
“yea they’re from Gordano”

by gordanoisbent May 27, 2019

al giordano

A sentient mass of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic English words and phrases.

I'm sorry, can you use smaller words? My brain's feeling a little al giordano at the moment.

by absolutely not a dudebro August 3, 2017

Giordano

The Italian form of the name Jordan, the Giordano has its roots in "Yarden," the Hebrew name of the Jordan river flowing between the countries of Jordan and Israel. Derived from yarad, meaning "descend" or "flow down.

descending peacefully from heaven, Giordano; like a flowing river.

by MetagamePro September 9, 2018

william giordano

A pretty okay guy who enjoys sitting on a cactus .

me: william giordano you should get a cactus and then sit on it, like sit and twist

will: uh thats gonna be a hard no from me
me:deal with it

by jfdjhfhfhuefrerg September 21, 2017

Geordan

An amazing friend that always has your back no matter what. Is also a huge BTS fan!

Geordan is a BTS fan.

by REALBTSJINMIN July 29, 2021

geordan

A ugly ass dude that thinks he cute he swear he gets girls but he really dont

Geordan you get no girls.

by uglyyy September 25, 2017

Al Giordano

A living, breathing corncob.

He's actually using Urban Dictionary to try and prove his point? He just went full "Al Giordano."

by BadFaithArgumentspalooza February 19, 2018