David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

Davey and Goliath

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!

Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.

by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009

Goliando

When you take a shit on your lovers asshole and shove your fecal matter into the ass with your own penis and finally orgasming.

"last night my boyfriend put his shit in my ass with his own cock, he called it goliando"

"i love to goliar"

by everyone gets one April 26, 2010

Gaoliag

Honestly the most seductive person ever. If they ever looked at you straight in the face to tell you something, you would fold. She is also an amazing friend to have

Gaoliag is an amazing person. I'd love to be her but I couldn't imagine what it would be like.

by People head November 25, 2021

gaoliag

A woman, one who’s beauty once you see captures you in a way you can’t look away. As you keep watching, you see more than just a pretty face but a real person behind everything you’ve already been so intrigued with.

wow look at gaoliag today, she is really something.

by bqllsy November 24, 2021

Goliath

A very polite young man. Goliath's are often very well muscled but do not use that strength for fighting unless absolutely necessary. Goliath's are respective of woman and often considered the perfect gentleman, although the long hair is sometimes misleading. Likes Alexandra's.

Wow, that guys strong.
Yeah, he's a Goliath. He's real sweet though.

by be cool dude January 19, 2009

David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008