Geared to go

Ready for sexual escapades, often involving extreme fetishes that require preparation

When Chad asked me if I wanted to be peed on, I told him I was geared to go! Towels, condoms and a pikachu onesie in my go-bag!

by Stochastic penguin September 14, 2025

top geared

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!

by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012

Fourth Geared

The art of pulling your boner to face upwards so as to make it appear less obvious through your pants, quite like changing to fourth gear in a car.

I got a huge boner in the club last night, but I fourth geared before anyone saw.

by llama000 September 4, 2013

Bondage geared slave

It is when your slave become extra cheeky and u decide to tie him up for the bants and whip his ass

JJ was horny so DADDY ZERK decided that he ties JJ up and become his very own bondage geared slave so then DADDY ZERK whips JJ black ass and because JJ is black as coal he gets more horny and decides to scream to josh to whip his ass just like josh ancestors did to JJ so DADDY ZERK WHIPS AND JJ SCREAMS: OH Yeah WHIP ME HARDER DADDY

by Kebab Shawarma May 14, 2016

Bondage geared slave

It is when your slave become horny and start disobeying you just for you to whip his ass while he wears bondage

KSI WAS HORNY AFTER WATCHING SOME GAY MIDGET PORN SO HE WENT TO JOSH AND START DISOBEYING HIM AND THEN DAADY JOSH BECAME MAD AND TIED KSI TO A ROPE AND A COLLAR SO JJ WAS A BONDAGE GEARED SLAVE AND JOSH WAS WHIPING HIS ASS IT MADE KSI SCREAMING: OH YEAAH WHIP ME HARDER DADDY JUST LIKE YOU DID TO MY ANCESTORS

by Kebab Shawarma May 12, 2016

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

Geard

The name given to anyone who, suprisingly or otherwise, has a ginger beard.

Oh my, you've got a bit of a geard going on there.

by FutureStars May 24, 2010