gayfault

An unattractive person who becomes homosexual after repeated failure to copulate with members of the opposite sex.
Gay by default.
See Pam St Clement.

Dave: Say Mike, you haven't been getting much action recently.
Mike: I know. I'm thinking of gayfaulting.

Dave: Holy shit look at that girl with the sideburns and the tattoo of Cheryl Crow on her neck.
Mike: Yeah she is definitely gayfault.

by Wittip May 6, 2007

Gayrage

A common term used by many Glasweigans referring to the popular night club 'The Garage' within the city of Glasgow.

A: Where yous headin tonight?

B: We're off gettin steems up in Gayrage!

by gatecrashxcore March 21, 2009

Purple Gaybag

A purple canvas bag used for trick-or-treating by college students who shouldn't be trick-or-treating OR carrying purple bags.

Look at Dave G. carrying his purple gaybag. He took it trick-or-treating.

by G-G-G-GANGSTAAA November 1, 2010

gay fag

a gay person who rides a Harley Davidson motorcycle.

John is a fag since he ride's a harley davidson

Billy is a gay fag since he's gay and rides a harley davidson

by imakehersayoh November 8, 2009

Gayfaggotry

Pertaining to something that is both homosexual and a bundle of sticks/a cigarette. Usually used in a humorous context.

Paul: "Hey Joey, whats your next class?"
Joey: "Pfft, advanced gayfaggotry. :/"
Paul: "Aww that sucks man, good luck with that shit."
Joey: "Thank you my good man."

by Jimmeh' PlusGin March 15, 2010

Gayfather

1. A gay man who takes charge of a child's gay upbringing in case the parents are unable to do so.

2. The leader of a gay mafia (velvet mafia)

Your son seems a bit prissy. Can I be his gayfather to teach him the ways of anal cocksmithing?

The gayfather, Don Cornhole, ordered Versace dead for going against the family.

by Lofasz October 29, 2011

gay fag

To have a happy cigarette.

Hey do you have a happy cigarette?
Yes, I do have a gay fag!

by PeterInBoulder November 7, 2005