OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder

Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.

Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.

by kmac2017 April 1, 2015

Gasping for Breath

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.

Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.

by RWClassABoomer March 16, 2009

gossiping nanny

A man who likes to gossip.

He talks too much,he's a gossiping nanny.

by Uneek November 21, 2005

The Gasping Ila

The Gasping Ila (eel-uh) is a position either used to subdue an oponent in a wresting match or do embarass a sexual partner in bed. The male proceeds to put the female into a headlock using his thighs, giving her a "face full of junk"

"I gave Sandra the gasping ila last night."

by wijgego April 24, 2007

Gasping

Inability to breathe in enough oxygen to fuel an orgasm during cuming. Can lead to asphyxia if the man pulls his cock out of the pussy and his lover, forgetting herself, takes half the cock in her mouth and passes out from lack of air and too much cum.

My wife started gasping for air as she came and almost passed out when I flooded her throat with cum. I backed my cock out of her, flipped her light body over on her stomach, grasped her around the chest just below her D cup boobs and pulled up. She hawked out a large luge of cum, swallowed ater spitting it out, and caught her breath.

by neverdone January 21, 2008

gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.

person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.

by mackieeeee September 23, 2009

gaswhiting

when a white supremacist pretends everyone is delusional like we don't know they're actually white supremacists

Kyle says he was just flashing an "ok" symbol. But I think his many friends in the KKK, his illiterate parents, and his history of hunting people who think black lives matter all suggest his attempt at plausible deniability is just ineffectual gaswhiting

by catawompwompus January 15, 2021