gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

by B-Flo October 20, 2007

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

Glamonomics

Having an extreme skill-set, knowledge and/or essence and/or presentation of Glam or Glamour to a strong degree, as coined by Atari Monroe

Her hair and makeup always looks so good! She is definitely up on her Glamonomics!

by DirtyLittleBird February 20, 2022

Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

by HHMTB June 2, 2010

gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.

Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?

by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009

Gasconomical

A gas efficient car

Jenny "dang, her car is so gasconomical!!"

by RJACKS November 19, 2010

GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.

person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".

by lucysky January 24, 2010