Sack Gargler

A Teabagger who has swallowed the Tea Party ideology, has no knowledge of the Tea Party platform, and just parrots right wing, mostly false talking points

Did you hear that sack gargler falsely mention that Obama had raised your taxes?

by nugzstradamus November 9, 2010

Ball Gargler

one who gargles someones balls with their mouth

my friend was sleeping and i made him gargle my balls.
this fuckin bitch is one great ball gargler.

by the gobblers January 25, 2009

Chode Gargler

One who sucks such an exorbitant amount of chode that he/she has achieved 'gargler' status, meaning that he/she, instead of gargling on mouthwash in the morning and night, gargles on a massive chode instead. Indicators of a chode gargler is an extremely large mouth, as it has been stretched by the chode.

"Hey man you're teeth look really yellow, have you been using mouthwash?"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"

by Eric Clay January 15, 2015

National Gargler

Its when your partner gargles your sperm or cum while trying to sing your national anthem.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend swallowed my cum last night!
Guy 2: Really? You should try out the national gargler!
Guy 1: Whats that??
Guy 2: Its when your girlfriend gargles your sperm or cum

while trying to sing the national anthem.
Guy 1: WOW! gotta try that out tonight!

by jt1234321 August 24, 2011

nut gargler

Refering to a gal who likes to perform oral sex with special emphasis on the scrotum.

There goes Jizzet the nut gargler, ya Terell must have the cleanest balls in town.

by Digger September 3, 2005

Nipple gargler

A nipple gargler is someone that gargles many nipples in their mouth.

The nipple gargler accumulates many nipples of different people that he has drugged, cut off their nipples and put in a bowl so he can gargler them all at once.

My cousin lost his nipples last night because a nipple gargler attacked him.

by Peyrow August 7, 2017

gargler

An employee that takes arse kissing the boss to the next level. It involves the Manager squatting over the mouth of an employee and the employee gargling the superiors’ haemorrhoids. This is done within a workplace setting to create favour with the person in charge.

"My God! Every time it come to overtime she becomes such a gargler!"

John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.

Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.

An extreme case of arse kissing.

by Aidan & Sylvia May 16, 2006