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Gard is a handsame guy. Everybody loves him
Gard is a cool, awesome man with a lagre penis. He is very attractive
Gard by PedroPedrofil November 22, 2019
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Gard is someone with a big pp. This post was made by Gard.
Wow! look over there, that person is definitely a Gard
Gard by NotGard June 2, 2020
"Gard" is what you call someone who is irritating, have bad humour or someone who is seeking attention.
Person 1 - "What is he doing? He is so irritating and isn't even funny"
Person 2 - "I know, he is such a Gard"
Gard by StupidAssHair July 17, 2021

gard for days 

a) an area replete with niggers
b) black as far as the eye can see
my friend said "it's awfully niggardly around here," to which i replied "gard for days..."

Gard Logic 

Gard logic is a type of fallacy in logic. It represents irrationality and or lack of logic whatsoever. Usually used in a musical context.
Rather than spending time focusing on warming up and listening to the ensemble for tuning, skip warming up to turn right away to an electronic tuner. This constitutes an example of Gard logic because neither the player nor the instrument has been "warmed" up, negating the effects of tuning.
Gard Logic by Hank Morgan May 4, 2013

Hard Gard 

Short for "hardcore Gardnerian", in reference to a very traditional form of Wicca.
"Is Moonflower still in the Celtic-Norse-Sumerian-Babylonian-Ecclectic Dianic Coven?"
"No, she went Hard Gard."
Hard Gard by SilverCrowCoyote March 22, 2009