garcing

When you suck your own dick

That guy's probably garcing right now. Ew

by Reina Scully July 10, 2016

garcing

/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/

"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."

by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016

Garbungle

When someone is absolutely trash at something

Dude you’re so garbungle at smash bros i’m clapping you with villager

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

wobal garming

A meme created by our Abraxian lord, Pierre XO, in a voice chat afterparty.

"Why is everything bad?"
"Wobal Garming"

by EXO_The_Theorist_Of_Home_Plane February 5, 2019

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

French Freckle Garying

The act of squatting whilst naked, spreading your cheeks, and kissing someone with your anus.

Billy was notorious for his French Freckle Garying.

by Bucky6217 June 30, 2017

gabbing

talking fast and unrecognizable

the professor was gabbing about animals

by Funk Miester July 30, 2008