Kevlar Neck Gaiter

A metaphorical badge of loyalty usually referenced as an item of travel gear when visiting a good friend in a tight spot.

“I’m visiting my buddy in the Army next week but he’s stationed at a pretty wild post, you know, murders, kidnappings, war brides, that kind of thing; so, I’ll definitely be packing my Kevlar neck gaiter.”
“Jesus, where’s he stationed, Fallujah?”
“Nah, Fort Bragg.”

by Tin Hat Kippah December 9, 2020

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by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

neck gaiter

1. article of clothing worn about the neck for warmth
2. Thing urbandictionary wants you to buy along with a mug

Mike, 10 years old: What does "sex" mean?
Urbandictionary: sexual intercourse, by the way, Do you want a neck gaiter and mug of the word Sex to your dying beloved grandma named vanessa?

by mexicantoilet February 5, 2021

griperactive

The acto of constant and consistent griping and/or complaining.

The unhappy employee is always griperactive about the duties to be performed.

by Kevin Burke July 4, 2005

neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get

UD: Get a *insert word here* neck gaiter AND a mug for your guy Trump!
Me: No.

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 26, 2020

Gaiter

A new facemask thing Urban Dictionary is selling next to their mugs, and just like their mugs, they're trying to force everyone to buy it. $24.00 per gaiter.

Person 1: hey I just went to urbandic and found that there's a new thing next to the mug.
Person 2: I.. don't even know what you just said.
Person 1: ugh, they sell gay-ters now.
Person 2: gaiters?

by Lightwalker360 April 25, 2020

Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012