A dimwit. A moron. An idiot. Specifically related to office coworkers. Someone so stupid that they still believe that faxing is a viable communication method in the modern business world and that is one of their better ideas.
Jesus, did you hear what Bob suggested during our morning meeting? I thought he was going to be fired on the spot. What a fucking faxer.
by Lumber9 October 1, 2018
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Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
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Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
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by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009
Get the Funeralopolis mug.The Fuxedo is the brainchild of comedy-music duo Stuckey & Murray and designed by Trillian. The Fuxedo is a one-piece tuxedo which combines the elegance of a tuxedo and the convenience of a jumpsuit into one fully functional Fuxedo, handcrafted to suit your needs.
by ViviFFIX July 31, 2009
Get the Fuxedo mug.You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
by HunterQT January 28, 2013
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Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
by stockman09 January 7, 2008
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