firtling

The act of making love to a hole cut out of a picture or photograph.

Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.

by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003

Furteling

The extra pungent farts you produce when you’re turtleing. Your butt gas has to tiptoe past your turd, picking up extra aroma along the way. Particularly strong when you have tobacco stained underwear

I was playing a game of crop dusting today which was particularly good as I was furteling at the time

by Superchefender October 11, 2018

Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 March 5, 2016

furgling

to suck a fart out of an asshole using a straw and gurgling it. fart gurgling=furgling

this chick was nasty, she straight up asked me if furgling was fun and if she could try it.

by joseph mandujano April 6, 2007

Furting

Something that's "firkin hurting"
Pronounced : firting

Owww, that knee is furting like mad.

by Aletal May 10, 2018

furgling

The art of extracting ones semen from the anus of another after depositing it in there.

Fuck me up the arse and furgle me dude

by russ May 21, 2003

Furkling

When you partner tries to initiate sex, usually whilst intoxicated.

"He tried furkling last night, i told him No"

by Arabpseudonym January 17, 2019