furp

when you fart and burp at the same time
"Man! After you said that I let a furp out!"
by johnny woo June 01, 2007
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The sound associated with intestinal gas and raw oatmeal are expelled from the anus following an unsuccessful feeding session with an anal feeding tube.
"After the disease progressed too far, they could not even feed poor Stanley with the oatmeal, for when they pulled out the hose (from his anus), it (the oatmeal) just came back out... furp...furp...furp."
by Winky November 23, 2003
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furp

when a person swallows air to burp while they are taking a smelly dump, so when they burp later on it smells like a fart.
when someone throws a furp their burp actualy smells like a fart.
by Pur9Le ParTy June 29, 2010
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Furped

When you explain to someone you have just Farted & Burped At the same Time.
"I Have Just Furped!"
by LOU LOU @ 4 February 19, 2012
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Furp

v. - When a person farts and burps at the same time or at about the same time. It can also be whenever a fart and burp happen at the same time or at about the same time.
"Are you sure you want to have Taco Bell for lunch? You know that makes you furp."
by Alsauce March 21, 2004
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Furping

To Burp and Fart. Often simultaneously or in specific time region. Also "Furping, Furp, and Furped"

Often Creates a foul smell which makes people GTFO.
"I had a Stomach ache but after I furped I felt better"

Stop Furping!!!!"
by harrythetoilet September 07, 2010
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Furp

A burp that smells like a fart. Whenever you eat a food that has high concentrations of methane prducing biodegradables. In addition the food can contain high amounts of garlic, onions, peppers, or cajun seasoning.

The end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.

These furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same Silient But Deadly rule as farts. Not to be taken lightly.
After that meal at Crapplebee's, Joe had a bad case of the furps. He soon was able to clear the local watering hole oafter half a PBR.
by WPLMR May 05, 2008
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