Füktard's definitions

Sploogian

(sploo gee en) Noun. A girl that loves the man juice.

That girl last night was a total sploogian. She drained me.

by Füktard January 29, 2009

Furp

(ferp) Noun. The process of holding in a fart and it backfires back into your intestines to be expelled with even greater force.

Man, I just furped. Everyone has 3 minutes to clear the room!

by Füktard January 29, 2009

Corn

Proper noun (korn). The Mexican version of a species of humans known as "trailus occupantus" or white trash for short.

Dude, did you see all the Corns hanging out at the home depot?

by Füktard January 28, 2009

crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.

Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"

by Füktard January 29, 2009