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Definitions by Füktard

crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.
Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"
crap nebula by Füktard January 29, 2009

Sploogian 

(sploo gee en) Noun. A girl that loves the man juice.
That girl last night was a total sploogian. She drained me.
Sploogian by Füktard January 29, 2009
(ferp) Noun. The process of holding in a fart and it backfires back into your intestines to be expelled with even greater force.
Man, I just furped. Everyone has 3 minutes to clear the room!
Furp by Füktard January 29, 2009
Proper noun (korn). The Mexican version of a species of humans known as "trailus occupantus" or white trash for short.
Dude, did you see all the Corns hanging out at the home depot?
Corn by Füktard January 28, 2009