furniture

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.

by Tyannia Stockton April 24, 2004

Furniture

A meat product that you eat.

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture

by Thediction July 22, 2020

Furnituring

Furnituring is the act of using a person as a piece furniture, typically a footstool, a table or chair. Furnituring is largely an erotic practice associated with power play, although it need not be entirely sexual.

The girl was ready for anything, including furnituring. On Sunday I used her as a footstool while watching football.

by Puppe April 10, 2015

furniture

Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.

Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !

by The Pirate of Pissants April 07, 2011

furniture

referring to ones teeth

damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!

by mardo August 26, 2005

Furniture

Habbo Furniture are mostly known as the currency in Habbohotel, or mostly.- As known we can't use Habbo Credits in Habbo, so mostly people playing Habbo would mostly call Furniture their currency.

"Gemme two furniture and both must be 3 coiners"

by Chronicling February 26, 2006

Phantom Furniture

Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.

Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.

by t-degg March 05, 2015