Furge

the lint that collects in your belly button and in between your toes.

I picked the furge out of my toes.

by The Snowman February 4, 2005

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Get the Furgemug.

don't fuck the furg

Don't Fuck the Furg is a phrase spoken to young college girls (mostly freshman) as a warning to not sleep with the least desirable douchebag on the premises. Furg is a nomenclature for a douchebag that is so committed to at least sleeping with one girl at the party he is currently at that he will wait until they are properly liquored up to make his final move. By warning friends to Not Fuck the Furg you are saving them many awkward text messages from the Furg character.

Stacy: This party is awesome! Heyy look at that guy over there!
Mika: Yeah... I don't think so. Remember Stacy, don't fuck the furg.
Stacy: Hmmm, I guess you're right.

by soberquite May 15, 2014

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