button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 03, 2003

alaskan fur coat

when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.

girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!

by capri sun November 27, 2006

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.

See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

by brigante November 12, 2005

rip in a fur coat

a 1970s hairy vagina, often the unkempt type that you may have seen prior to the Brazilian revolution.

id take a run at a "rip in a fur coat" right about now!

by Wierdly Gruesome March 21, 2006

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

fur coat collector

A man or woman that has eaten out many of hairy viginas

Did you know Josh is a fur coat collector?

by Criven March 24, 2015