fuckression

Fuckression is the way in which to express depression in a harsher manner.

The Great depression, in my point of view was a real fuckression to the U.S.

by Weisssted June 2, 2008

Fonstress

A female who is large, sloppy, and all around disgusting.

That chick has four chins, what a Fonstress!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

fuckress

A fuckress is a female who has had a rubber/metal penis sewn into her genetial area and is accused for rape of men. Most often they are buff, jacked, and unattractive which makes the experience all the more unpleasent. They like to leave marks which identifys their own unique fucking, such as Daniel Crooksin, she fucked holes through necks as she stuck her 12 inch steel penis in and through their mouths. She would do this after she savagly raped their bloody bums.

Did you see that lady in the paper! That fuckress got my husband! She raped him so hard I could barley tell he had a butt afterwards. I wish that bitch was lesbian so she would fuck me. mmmmmmmm

by The fuck machine February 8, 2005

Funkless

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.

At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.

by B Everything August 11, 2011

Funkymessiah

Originally began in the east and spread west through America. Now is common place on the web and around the world. www.funkymessiah.com

The funkymessiah is in town.

by M. April 15, 2004

Furtress

An overgrowth of hair in a woman's vaginal region that acts as a protective barrier or deterrent. An unkept bush of epic proportions. Most likely unintentional.

Dude, Alaina had the most gnarly furtress! That shit was bigger than the hedges at your mom's!

by ChadillacRex January 7, 2019

funkiness

a word to express the high amount of funk in something.

person 1: i went disco dancing in a lime green cat suit on saturday night.
person 2: wow funkiness

by jollypenguin August 23, 2005