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The Starving Musicians Fund

noun
a local band based in Ipswich, Massachusetts that plays loud alternative-rock songs.

TIMMAYYYYYY
person one: “dude have you been to one of the starving musicians fund’s gigs before? they’re a solid band!”
person two: “yeah they’re litty like a titty.”
person one: “do you follow them on instagram @thestarvingmusiciansfund ?”
person two: “no i’ll do that right now!”
by TheCourtlixGirl October 9, 2018
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slush fund

Refers to the "reserve" of half-melted snow that Calvin keeps handy for making into sloppy "cannon balls" to lob at Susie anytime he catches sight of her during the winter months.
Susie feels confident about venturing outside only after the snow has disappeared in the Spring, when she can be sure that Calvin's slush fund will be completely melted.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
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funds

i got no funds
by icle_shane August 20, 2003
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Insufficient Funds

When you can't pay for your prostitute.
by Fazzzz88686 December 8, 2014
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Fleming Funds

Originating from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, this currency is commonly used in Mrs. Fleming's biology class.
Aidan: I have so many Fleming Funds, I wipe my ass with them.

Joseph: I shit myself, I have nothing to wipe with.
by JosephPoopsHisPants69 August 25, 2022
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Insignificant Funds

Term used by individuals who either don't understand basic grammar or don't understand basic financial terms. They also fail to properly read the error message right in front front of their faces.
Patron: Yo' that ATM machine is telling me I got some insignificant funds.
by PantherPride20-17 January 1, 2010
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