go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

fancy pants Friday

A tradition started by those rebelling against business casual friday. Bad-ass business suits and dark shades are preferred, but anything dressier than your Monday-Thursday apparel will work. Bonus points if you can take your dog for a run while wearing your fancy pants.

The Llama - "What's the suit for? Do you have an interview today?"

Me – "Nah, man. It's just Fancy Pants Friday!"

Adrian – "Hells yeah, FPF, baby."

by Grandpa Fancy Pants August 23, 2005

high-functioning sociopath

1. Sherlock Holmes

2. Not a psychopath

3. Not a hero

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."

by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014

bringing the midpack to the function

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Fency

Can be used in multiple contexts e.g. meaning Gucci, fine or fancy.
Additionally, can be used in replacement of cash money or any other positive expression.

"How are you?" "I'm fency"
"She was so fency!"
"That's well fency!"
"That wasn't very fency of you"

by I'mjusthereforthebeef June 8, 2019

Funcle

When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'

Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!

by Eddywarn February 8, 2017

Functional Stoner

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013