funch

to fuck during and/or for lunch

Today i met my boyfriend for funch.

by ckp78 January 26, 2010

funch

To flip a pillow over to the cool side.

I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.

by valueslut February 27, 2003

Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

Funch

Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.

That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.

by PrincessCuddleBunny August 3, 2010

funch

Funching is the greatest thing ever and I´m sure you´ve done it: you´re in bed and you´re uncorfortable because your pillow is roasting due to your enormous hot noggin, so you flip it over to the cold side and enjoy!

yo, my head is fuckin hott, imma funch this bitch.

by cachador January 2, 2006

funch

It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves

This lady came to me in a dream and said, "Funch. It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves."

Zee's funch was more than he bargained for when it started squirming.

by Archer Sauce April 11, 2007

Funch

Fun + lunch = Funch

Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.

Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.

by AlMoPal February 25, 2019