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fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.
"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."
by STWW October 29, 2006
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fumunda

the smelly translucent waxy discharge, or accumulation of body filth, lint, penal/rectal discharge, beneath ones testicles, or around the retracted tip of an uncircumcised penis.
KID:hey coach want some fumunda cheese?
COACH: whats fumunda cheese?
KID: CHEESE FUMUNDA MY BALLS!!!
by Tart Firkinson August 26, 2004
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fuhmunda cheeze

when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.
do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..
by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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furmunda

A smell produced by the scrotum. By touching their hand to it and smelling their hand, men can smell it themselves.
All men do it, but none would admitt it: it's a guy thing.
The only person who enjoys the smell of furmunda is the guy who produces it.
Guys do not talk about furmunda, but all guys know what it is
by thesavageone September 5, 2005
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Fumunda cheese

nasty-ass cheese lookin substance found between in places like a person's legs, groin, ass-crack,vagina,nut-sack...fumunda cheese is left over sweat and dirt from the day. People can get this by failing to wash up after a hard day's work or after a strenuous activity. Smells like some rotten shit mixed with major B.O.
"Yo, that nigga Amy be smellin funky ova there! It must be that fumunda cheese fumunda her ass!"
by JBeezy41 January 13, 2009
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furmundacheese

eat my furmundacheese from under these nuts
by bill October 12, 2003
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The Fumunda Effect

This is what happens when you shit you pants, at work, and it ends up costing you $21 because your mom is working and your grandma has to go to Wal-Mart to get you a new pair of pants and boxers.
Fumunda: I shit myself at work!
Mom:What do you want me to do about it?
Fumunda: Bring me some new clothes!
Mom: Your grandma is at Wal-Mart, I'll call her and have her bring you some.
Fumunda: Damn! That's gonna cost me!
Mom: Well, you shouldn't have shit yourself.
Fumunda: I am gonna call this the Fumunda Effect!
by Fumunda May 8, 2006
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