Fucknoodle

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.

Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.

by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

Fuktonium

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.

beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM

by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020

fukdoo

the rats nest in the back of a chics head that's created when having sex.

I came home in the morning and my roomates were like, "Damn, look at your fukdoo. He hit it hard, huh?"

by Nej February 11, 2004

funopause

When a friend hits a stage in their life where they stop having fun, usually after the age of 30, and completely alienate all of their friends.

Kerp hit funopause and has been a mopey bastard ever since, he even gave up bowling!

by RAW Brewing December 4, 2015

Fukouna Shoujo 03

A disturbing gif where a 2D pixel anime girl is in a machine where she is being restrained by a machine and flayed alive. It’s really disturbing.

“Bro have you seen that Fukouna Shoujo 03 gif?”
“Yeah bro it’s disturbing”

by women> May 16, 2022

Fukboy

"A ‘fukboy’ is a man who sleeps with women without any intention of having a relationship with them or perhaps not even like them at all. The Rico Suave ones, will ask you what are your looking for the next day. Then tries to call you clingy, even when that's not the case.” Get in the boat with the rest of the Ratchets!

I wasn't dumb I could see straight through his fukboy intentions!

by MISSK1982 December 20, 2018

fukboi

Those boys that wear Nike socks just above the ankle, and try way too hard to pull a chick. (Usually by offering to take them to Starbucks to buy them a Pumpkin Spice Latte.)

Girl #1: "Ugh, Jessica, Ben texted me todaaay.."

Girl #2: "Omg Nikki, why do you seem sad? HE'S HOT!!!"
Girl #1: "What the actual frick, Jess.. Haven't you noticed? BEN IS A FUKBOI."

*the second girls phone buzzes and she picks it up*
Girl #2: "W-What the fuck, Ben just texted me too.. Asking me to meet him at Starbucks tonight so he can buy me a PSL.."
Girl #1:"He said that to me too, just ignore him. Fucking fukbois *rolls eyes*"
Girl #2: "Yeah heheh.. Fukbois.."

LATER, Girl#2 decides to meet with fukboi Ben, and notices that she came an hour early, but Ben was already there.

Girl #2: "Hey Beeeen.. (;"
Ben: *stutters but tries to seem cool* u-uhh.. Hey .. Courtney.. ?"
Girl#2: " It's Jessica. *eye roll and smile*
Ben: *still stuttering* oh yeah. Uhm, yo-youre early? Heheh.. *gulp*
Girl #2: "yeah, sorry about the mix up, I-"

GIRL NUMBER ONE WALKS OUT FROM THE STARBUCKS BATHROOM TO GO BACK TO BEN. BUT THEN SHE SEES GIRL #2?!?!? SHE CAME?!?!! THEY FIGHT ABOUT TELLING EACHOTHER NOT TO COME, AND THEY BOTH DEFEND THEMSELVES BY SAYING THEY BOTH JUST WANTED A FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. THEY NOW HATE EACHOTHER, AND BEN IS STILL A FUKBOI TRYING TO PULL GIRLS WITH PSL'S. THE END.

by DynamicObserver December 26, 2015