fudged up

a funny way up saying I ###### up

I fudged up man, i'm sorry

by jg009 November 10, 2011

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

fudged-up

To be so drunk/high that you get covered in your own shit because you have no idea what is happening

To throw fudge in the air

Let's get fudged-up and drown tonight

I just fudged up that fudge

by siget sux January 27, 2007

Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

chocolate fudged

Where a lover poops on your face.

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

Fudge crumb

Slang for country music song. As made popular by GMM.

You'll need one scrappy line in your chorus to act as your hook. That's usually the title of the fudge crumb.

by Makg June 16, 2016

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

by geodave March 24, 2013