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fucksucker

A person who eats cum out of another persons orifice (ass, vagina, mouth)
Amy is a fucksucker, she ate out Jen right after I came in her pussy.
by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010
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fuckwhackery

A person who not only believes in a nonsense idea but practices such even when it is absolutely clear its a totally fucking stupid idea with no basis in reality.

A person practicing fuckwhackery is refered to as either a fuckwit or a fuckwhacker.

Fuckwhackers are identifiable by their keen sense of absolutely fucking nothing and ability to turn any simple idea into a complex and non intelligable mental contortion of total garbage.

Common fuckwhackery is generally practiced by people with very low levels of personal intelligence such as creationists, the mentally disabled and those people you see screaming about Jesus outside tube stations at rush hour.

Animals such as domestic pets like dogs and cats can illicit symptoms of fuckwhackery if they injest the correct quantity of marijuana, alcohol or pet food laced with acid. Although such animals might behave just like a creationist cretard, fucktard, fuckwit or mentally disabled human its physiology is a sure sign its a stoned lower species just slightly brighter, therefore not a practiced student of fuckwhackery due to higher intelligence.
Creationist cretards being uneducated batshit crazy fucktards practice fuckwhackery on a biblical scale.

Expanding Earth you say, what sort of a fuckwit are you to believe that fuckwhackery?

No you fuckwit you can't float by lifting your own feet off the ground, that idea is total fuckwhackery.

I see so you think your cock is the biggest cos its the closest one to your face? Well that just means your a total fuckwit and master wizard of fuckwhackery.

I gave up thinking that drinking vials of water I was given would cure my poor ability to use my brain because although I originally thought it was called homeopathy it later transpired it was actaully a form of fuckwhackery.
by MumblingMickey September 27, 2011
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Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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fuck wacker

1. An individual who wacks while fucking.
2. A wacker (or dorky dickwad) who is a fuck-face to boot.
Yo, fuck wacker, why don't you shut the fuck up before you get wacked?
by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008
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fickfacker

A person who aint that clever and derived from the use of thick and a word not suitable for some chat areas
He only went to the hardware store and asked for a 'Long Wait' and a 'bolt from the blue'

Yeah he's a bit of a fickfacker that one!
by SteveL9698 January 27, 2011
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fuckwafer

A fuckwafer is that one person who will always tell you your doing it wrong even though there normally the ones who are. Or there that really annoying person who will (and always will be) be a flakey lieing pierce of shit
" Ay bitch, get over hear and stop being a fuckwafer."
"Dont lie you fuckwafer."
"You know your doing it wrong, ya fuckwafer}
by QwErrrrrty June 16, 2018
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fucknucker

When you fail horrendously and can't think of some bland interjection, such as "shit!" or "fuck!"
"Dude, he just got dumped by the fifth person these past two months."

"Aw, fucknucker. That sucks, man."
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